A 2005 Z
B is for Bob Barker; 19+ years old?!
C is for
D is for Democracy in
E is for Evergreens; sustinence for eternity.
F is for Feathers; who knew you could build a wedding around 'em?
G is for Google; he knows everything about everyone.
H is for Hessions; Godspeed.
I is for iPod! How did I ever live without iT??
J is for John Paul II; pax tecum.
K is for Katrina; a perfect storm. May God have mercy on us all.
L is for Love.Angel.Music.Baby! (oh that Gwen)
M is for Million Little Pieces; Best Story of many years.
N is for
O is for Oprah; Jesus. Mary. and Joseph.
P is for
Q is for Quizno's; nectar of the Gods.
R is for
S is for Sudoku; handiwork of the demons.
T is for The Donald; yuuuuge.
U is for Ubiquitious rubber band bracelets.
V is for Vive Le Lance; never met a pissing match he can't win.
W is for Wireless Internet; can't live without it, can't live with it.
X is for XM Radio; 'nuf said.
Y is for Yankees, Those damn; brainwashed The Christ Child.
Z is for Zags, who better pull it together.