Thursday, November 08, 2007

arrrrgh! There are so many things. The record has to set completely straight. Okay, including but not limited to this:

Few didn't want them back. They got in on Spitz' Ignatian beliefs, which he really does live. Can't believe I'm saying this but I'll go with the Protestant.

The people have spoken. Bastards. We're all moving to Tekoa. Or Priest River. Where ever there's enough houses for us all.

Yes, you need a Japanese encephalitis shot to travel in Southeast Asia. duh.

Finally, overheard in the Peyton Building coffee shop on election day:

First 25yo making sandwich: hey. it's election day. You voted, right?

Second 25yo making sandwich: no, not yet, but I will.

First: you better. (sidelong glance)

Second: I would have done it already but the ballot is just so confusing; I don't know what to pick.

First: That's why you use the Voters' Pamphlet; it lays it all out and tells you what the choices are.

Second: well, I did read the Voters' Pamphlet but it was so confusing; I couldn't understand what it all meant.

First: Like what for instance? (another longer sidelong glance)

Second: well, that guy who's running for mayor, you know the guy? The man?

First: yeeeees.

Second: He says he wants to lower taxes. But what does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the face of the electorate here in The 'Kan EWA.

The 'Kan EWA


toadman said...

Is it so bad that we now have a woman mayor?

For what it's worth, I was too sick to complete the search for my ballot on Tuesday, and did not vote. I'm sorry. I usually do. But I was too confused to find my ballot. I can only imagine how confused I would have been had I actually managed to open it.

In fact, I'm still sick now, and am not even sure what I'm saying. I'm so confused. Who won the mayoral race anyway? Was it the nice lady, or the guy with the really thin lips?

PDX Pup said...

Heh. Those Gonzaga players got off so easy, it's kind of scary. They "act" contrite, but really? Are we supposed to believe they aren't still partying, albeit in a much more hush hush way?

Carla said...

Hmm...somehow I don't think the face of the electorate is too much different up here in Kootenay Bliss.

ThomG said...

maybe the sandwich guy was just confused because he was out with the 'zaga boys the night before. I hear that stuff stays in your system awhile ;)

green libertarian said...

good riddance to Mr. (smear campaign) Hession.