New Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for:(please initial all that apply)
_________a Bloody Mary,
_________ lobster or crab legs,
________ the remote control,
________ a bowl of ice cream,
________ a plate of enchiladas,
_______ a martini,
_______ some bar-b-q,
it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed personal and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
Although she claims to be from Virginia, I really think T is from North Idaho.
The 'Kan EWA